Thursday, October 21, 2010

Brine Whine

According to Cooking For Engineers (interesting and informative site for food geeks):

Brining is the soaking of meat in a solution of water and salt. Additional flavorings like sugar and spices can also me added, but salt is what makes a brine a brine (just like acid makes a marinade a marinade). This soaking causes the meat to gain some saltiness and flavoring while plumping it up with water so that after cooking it still contains a lot of juices.
I use brining for several things (smoked salmon, chicken, turkey just to name a few), but my favourite is brining pork chops for the BBQ.  In our quest to look like skeletal supermodels, consumers in the West began demanding leaner cuts of pork.  The pork industrial machine obliged, but in the processes of cutting fat, they sacrificed flavour.  Grill your average pork chop now, and it will taste like a piece of discarded foreskin after a bris.

Brining is a simple way to put flavour and moisture back into that slab of pig.  Brined pork chops are one of my favourite things to que, and after you try this I hope you will agree.


Bourbon-Brined Pork Chops:

4 loin chops (each 1” thick)
1 small onion, thinly sliced
3 or 4 bay leaves
1 cinnamon stick
10 or so black peppercorns
1 tsp ground allspice
3 cloves
3 Tbs brown sugar
3 Tbs coarse salt or sea salt or kosher salt
1 cup hot water
2 cups cold water
3 Tbs bourbon (good thing Karen loves Jim Beam)
2 Tbs vegetable oil, plus 1-2 Tbs for basting

Rinse the pork chops under cold running water and blot dry with a paper towel.  Arrange the pork chops in a baking dish just large enough to hold them or in a re-sealable plastic bag.  Arrange the onion, bay leaves, cinnamon stick, peppercorns, allspice, and cloves over the meat

Make the brine:  Combine the brown sugar and salt in a large bowl.  Add the hot water and whisk until the brown sugar and salt are dissolved.  Stir in the cold water, bourbon, and 2 tablespoons of oil.  Pour this mixture over the chops, turning the chops a couple of times to coat evenly.  Brine the chops, covered, in the fridge for 2 to 4 hours, turning once or twice to ensure even brining.

Set up your grill for indirect grilling and preheat to high.  When you are ready to cook, put on your bikini babe apron, then brush and oil your grill grate.  Drain the pork chops and blot dry with paper towels (as you probably noticed I have stock in Bounty…”the quicker-picker-upper”).  Note that the peppercorns tend to embed themselves into the pork, kind of like Oprah on a baked-ham.  So you should probably look for and remove these bastards. 

Toss your favourite wood chips (apple is the obvious choice here, but mesquite is nice too) onto your coals, and arrange the chops in the center of the hot grate away from the heat.   Cover the grill and smoke your chops for 20 minutes.  Place 2 chops on each side over the mounds of coals.  Grill the chops uncovered until cooked through 4 to 7 minutes per side, rotating the chops 90 degrees after 2 minutes to create an attractive crosshatch of grill marks (you eat with your eyes too!).  Transfer the chops to plates or a platter and let rest for 3 minutes to redistribute the juices.

Serve with some home-made applesauce (add some fresh horse radish to it to give it a bit of bite) and baked beans.

L8er
Verno

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Colon Clogging Mansagna

Greetings from blogoland.  Verno back with another installment.

What guy doesn't love these two things:  Meat & Pasta?  Well, this week's entry is a homage to these two manly culinary delights.  This belly-bustin', artery-slappin' and colon-cloggin' bastard weighs in with:
  • Almost 3 pounds of pig and cow flesh
  • A whopping 2+ pounds of cheesey goodness
I have made this recipe several times, and it NEVER fails to impress.  Trust me on this one folks.  Here is what we need to create this Pasta Picasso:

1 1/2 pounds ( 0.7 kg) ground beef (lean or regular...your choice)
1 pound (0.5 kg) ground Italian sausage *
1 onion, diced
3 cloves of garlic, minced
1 tsp ground oregano
1 tsp basil (fresh is best, but dried is ok)
1/4 tsp salt
1/4 tsp pepper
1 14.5 ounce (430 ml) can of diced tomatoes **
2 15 ounce (445 ml) cans of tomato sauce
1 6 ounce (177 ml) can of tomato paste
1 1/2 cups cottage cheese
1 5 ounce (150 ml) hunk of fresh parmesan or parmesan-reggianno cheese
2 Tbs Italian parsley
2 large eggs, lightly beaten
9 oven-ready lasagna noodles (these are freakin' great)
2 8 ounce (237 ml) packages of shredded mozzarella

Fine Print:

* Buy Italian sausage links, and take off the casing then break the sausage up into little chunks.  Now I CAN'T stress this enough...the key to this recipe is the sausage.  Use HOT Italian sausage.  I usually buy the Johnsonville Hot Italian Sausage links.  If HOT Italian sausage is "too hot" for you, then grow some 'nads, f*ck off and never read my blog again.

** Get the can of tomatoes that are already spiced.  I've seen cans with "Basil, Garlic and Oregano": flavoring.  I've also seen the no-name ones with "Herbs and Spices".  These work great.


Directions:

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

In a large sauce pan, combine ground beef, sausage, onion and garlic.  Cook over medium heat until meat is browned and crumbled.  Drain.

Return meat to pan and add oregano, basil, salt and pepper.  Add tomatoes, tomato sauce and tomato paste.  Bring to boil, reduce heat and simmer 30-45 minutes.

In a large bowl combine the cottage cheese, parmesan, parsley and eggs.

Spoon 1/4 of the sauce onto the bottom of a 13" X 9" baking pan.  Place 3 uncooked lasagna noodles on top of the sauce.  Do not overlap the noodles.  Spread 1/3 of the cottage mixture over the noodles and top with 1/4 sauce and 1/3 mozzarella.  Repeat layers, ending with sauce, reserving 1/3 of the mozzarella.

Bake for 45 minutes. Top with the remaining cheese and bake for 15 minutes more or until hot and bubbly.  Let rest 10 minutes before serving.

Serve up this mofo with a Caesar salad (done properly with anchovy paste) and some nice cheesy garlic bread (like there isn't enough cheese in the mansagna already).

Sens Talk:

So Filip Kuba is out with a broken right leg.  Didn't we start the year last year without one of our top d-men too?

Highly touted defenceman Jared Cowan gets sent back to the juniors.  I think this is a good move.  He will get close to 30 minutes a game with Spokane in the WHL, and that can only be a good thing.  Lets see how David Hale responds.  If this guy wanted something to spark his career, well here it is.  Looking forward to see how he plays.

Obviously the biggest question mark is betwen the pipes.  Can Pascal Leclaire regain his form from 2007-08 when he was with the Blue Jackets?  Can Brian Elliot come in a little more consistent than last year?  Stay tuned folks.  Who knows, maybe we will get to see that Lehner phenom this year (I thought he had a great camp).

The next three Sens games (F*ck the Laffs)

DATE               VISITOR      HOME          TIME (ET)
Fri, 8 Oct 2010    SABRES       SENATORS      7:30 pm
Sat, 9 Oct 2010    SENATORS     LAFFS         7:00 pm
Mon, 11 Oct 2010   SENATORS     CAPITALS      7:00 pm

L8er
Verno